“Fearless snake killing motherfucker”
I DISCOVERED THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING THERE IS A HARRY POTTER BATHROOM STALL IN THE GIRL’S BATHROOM ON THE THIRD FLOOR OF THE CATHEDRAL I’M SURE THIS HAS BEEN MADE NOTE OF BUT I JUST REALLY NEED TO SHARE
IT WAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PISSING EXPERIENCE I’VE EVER HAD
MY SCHOOL WINS EVERYTHING
EVERYONE ELSE GO HOME
- ‘There’s no need to call me sir, Professor.’
- ‘Wow, I wonder what it’d be like to have a difficult life?’
- [‘Listening to the news! Again?’] ‘Well, it changes every day, you see.’
- ‘Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out the back of his head!’
- ‘Have you ever let it slip that you’d like to go out in public with the words My Sweetheart round your neck?’
- ‘This is night, Diddykins. That’s what we call it when it goes all dark like this.’
Harry Potter in clipart and comic sans sweet jesus
this is how i really imagined him
wow okay yes.
The only time they ever got close in the films was GoF AND THEN THEY CUT IT ALL OFF IN OOtP AND I’VE NEVER BEEN MORE HEARTBROKEN TO SEE A FICTIONAL CHARACTER GET A HAIRCUT.
i never reblog anything but superatural, but this is honestly the most beautiful drawing of a fiction-character i have ever seen. i am highly frustrated that daniel didn’t look like this omg