To tell the truth, humans are made pretty cheap.


House of Black | Astronomical Names

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A woman with thick, shining dark hair, long eyelashes and heavily hooded eyes… was sitting in the chained chair as though it were a throne”

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lesupernerd:

Once you reach your 6th Year in Hogwarts, you start to get used to all the shit.

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yepitsholly:

“Fearless snake killing motherfucker”

KREACHER!!!

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crypticconnoisseur:

I DISCOVERED THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING THERE IS A HARRY POTTER BATHROOM STALL IN THE GIRL’S BATHROOM ON THE THIRD FLOOR OF THE CATHEDRAL I’M SURE THIS HAS BEEN MADE NOTE OF BUT I JUST REALLY NEED TO SHARE

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IT WAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PISSING EXPERIENCE I’VE EVER HAD

MY SCHOOL WINS EVERYTHING

HANDS DOWN

EVERYONE ELSE GO HOME

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‘There’s no need to call me sir, Professor.’
‘Wow, I wonder what it’d be like to have a difficult life?’
[‘Listening to the news! Again?’] ‘Well, it changes every day, you see.’
‘Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out the back of his head!’
‘Have you ever let it slip that you’d like to go out in public with the words My Sweetheart round your neck?’
‘This is night, Diddykins. That’s what we call it when it goes all dark like this.’
  • ‘There’s no need to call me sir, Professor.’
  • ‘Wow, I wonder what it’d be like to have a difficult life?’
  • [‘Listening to the news! Again?’] ‘Well, it changes every day, you see.’
  • ‘Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out the back of his head!’
  • ‘Have you ever let it slip that you’d like to go out in public with the words My Sweetheart round your neck?’
  • ‘This is night, Diddykins. That’s what we call it when it goes all dark like this.’

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harrypottersmum:

Harry Potter in clipart and comic sans sweet jesus

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harry potter + newspapers/textbooks/notes

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