❝ To tell the truth, humans are made pretty cheap.
yall:
THE REASON WOMEN DIDNT PAY FOR THEIR MEALS WAS BECAUSE THEY WEREN’T ALLOWED TO HAVE BANK ACCOUNTS AND WHEN WOMEN EARN THE SAME AS MEN THIS FORM OF “CHIVALRY” WILL MOST LIKELY END AS MANY COUPLES ALREADY SPLIT THE BILL OKAY CAN PEOPLE STOP USING THIS IN A DISCUSSION OF EQUALITY AND IM SORRY FOR CAPS LOCKS I WANTED TO STOP BUT IT WAS TOO LATE
(via ricksanscrotum)
sir will you please stop doing the worm your wife is in labor
(via godtie)
Wha — wha —
I cannot even comprehend this level of adorable cuteness.
MOTHERFUCK I WANT ONE
(via laughingisbetter)
